Your permanent record
Stored only in this browser, where it can watch you.
0
times you clicked anyway
0
this visit alone
100%
trust we still have in you
What you could have done instead
Each click takes about one second of a human life. Here is how yours were spent, converted into nobler activities.
- Blinked 0 times, restfully.
- Read 0 words of a great novel.
- Watered 0 percent of a houseplant.
- Called your mother for 0 seconds. She would have liked that.
Frequently not asked
What happens if I click?
Nothing happens. Then something slightly worse than nothing happens. Then it gets theatrical. You will see.
Is there a prize at the end?
There is no end. There is only the button, and the slow realisation that the button was never the problem.
Who made this?
Nobody you know. A button needed a home, and the domain was free.
Can I start over?
Yes. Forgiveness is available below, in the form of another button. We see the irony.